1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:04,033 [DECK THE HALLS PLAYING] 2 00:00:04,033 --> 00:00:05,934 THIS IS ALL SO BEAUTIFUL. 3 00:00:05,934 --> 00:00:06,834 I JUST LOVE WATCHING 4 00:00:06,834 --> 00:00:09,300 THE WHITE, FLUFFY THINGS FALL FROM THE SKY. 5 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,467 IT'S CALLED SNOW, ESTEBAN. 6 00:00:11,467 --> 00:00:14,300 OH, WELL, IT'S LIKE THE HEAVENS HAVE DANDRUFF. 7 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:18,300 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 8 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:21,300 NOT ONLY ARE WE LIGHTING THE TIPTON TANNENBAUM, 9 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:22,400 THIS YEAR, WE'RE LIGHTING 10 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:25,734 THE WHOLE OUTSIDE OF THE HOTEL. 11 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:26,834 RIGHT, ARWIN? 12 00:00:26,834 --> 00:00:28,967 READY WHEN ARE, CAP'N. 13 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:32,100 [BAND PLAYS O TANNENBAUM] 14 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:35,467 DURING THIS SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR, IT-- 15 00:00:35,467 --> 00:00:36,867 IS THIS GONNA BE A LONG SPEECH? 16 00:00:36,867 --> 00:00:38,967 I HAVE SHOPPING TO DO. 17 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:43,500 [PLAYS FASTER] 18 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,000 [QUICKLY] I HOPE THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS 19 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:45,867 IN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US 20 00:00:45,867 --> 00:00:47,400 BURNS AS BRIGHTLY AS THE LIGHTS ON OUR TREE. 21 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:48,600 SHORT ENOUGH? 22 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,834 PERFECT! 23 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,300 [MUSIC STOPS] 24 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:57,600 OHH... OHH.. OHH... OHH... 25 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,100 AHH.. AHH... AHH... AHH... 26 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:03,967 WOW! YOU MUST HAVE USED A MILLION BULBS! 27 00:01:03,967 --> 00:01:06,800 BUY 999,999, 28 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,600 GET ONE FREE. 29 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,000 HEY, HERE'S A BULB THAT'S NOT WORKING. 30 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:11,934 NO! CODY, NO! 31 00:01:11,934 --> 00:01:14,200 THAT'S THE ONE THAT PUTS US INTO... 32 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:19,767 Arwin: OVERLOAD. 33 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,700 ♪ HERE I AM IN YOUR LIFE ♪ 34 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:26,900 ♪ HERE YOU ARE IN MINE ♪ 35 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:29,233 ♪ YES, WE HAVE A SUITE LIFE ♪ 36 00:01:29,233 --> 00:01:31,400 ♪ MOST OF THE TIME ♪ 37 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,000 ♪ YOU AND ME, WE GOT THE WORLD TO SEE ♪ 38 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,100 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪ 39 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:38,700 ♪ JUST ME AND YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪ 40 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:40,867 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪ 41 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:43,133 ♪ IT'S YOU AND ME AND ME AND YOU ♪ 42 00:01:43,133 --> 00:01:45,500 ♪ WE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE TO OURSELVES ♪ 43 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:48,100 ♪ YOU AND ME, WE GOT IT ALL FOR FREE ♪ 44 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:50,900 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪ 45 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:54,000 ♪ THIS IS THE SUITE LIFE ♪ 46 00:01:55,567 --> 00:01:59,500 ♪ WE'VE GOT A SUITE LIFE ♪ 47 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:17,867 MOM, I KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING FOR FUN IN THE SUN, 48 00:02:17,867 --> 00:02:21,367 BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO COME SNOWBOARDING WITH US AND DAD? 49 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:23,500 HMM, NO. 50 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:24,734 COME ON, IT'S CHRISTMAS, 51 00:02:24,734 --> 00:02:27,600 AND I WAS KINDA HOPING WE COULD ALL BE TOGETHER 52 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:28,233 LIKE A FAMILY? 53 00:02:28,233 --> 00:02:30,867 OH, SWEETIE, WE ARE A FAMILY... 54 00:02:30,867 --> 00:02:31,767 ON 2 VACATIONS. 55 00:02:31,767 --> 00:02:33,667 YOU GET TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR FATHER 56 00:02:33,667 --> 00:02:37,000 WHILE I GET TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH ME AND A BOOK. 57 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:37,767 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 58 00:02:37,767 --> 00:02:40,767 YOU'RE GOING TO CLUB DESPERATE IN THE CARIBBEAN. 59 00:02:40,767 --> 00:02:42,867 THAT'S NOT TRUE! 60 00:02:42,867 --> 00:02:45,367 IT'S IN MEXICO... 61 00:02:45,367 --> 00:02:47,600 AND IT'S CLUB DESPERADO. 62 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,667 I WONDER WHAT'S TAKING DAD SO LONG. 63 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:52,667 POOR GUY'S PROBABLY TRUDGING THROUGH 6 FEET OF SNOW. 64 00:02:52,667 --> 00:02:53,767 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 65 00:02:53,767 --> 00:02:56,033 WELL, THAT'S PROBABLY HIM. 66 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:57,767 DAD! YO, DAD! 67 00:02:57,767 --> 00:03:00,066 SNOWBALL FIGHT! 68 00:03:00,066 --> 00:03:01,567 OW! 69 00:03:01,567 --> 00:03:05,400 UH, MERRY CHRISTMAS, CAREY. 70 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,000 HO, HO, HO. 71 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,834 COME HERE, GUYS! 72 00:03:08,834 --> 00:03:11,467 DAD! DAD! 73 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,734 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 74 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,867 I'M SORRY, BUT ALL OF OUR ROOMS ARE TAKEN, 75 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,767 ALTHOUGH, WE DO HAVE 3 RESTAURANTS 76 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:23,233 AND EACH ONE OF THEM HAS 4 STARS. 77 00:03:23,233 --> 00:03:25,667 THAT'S 12 STARS IF YOU EAT AT ALL 3! 78 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:27,300 HA HA HA HA HA! 79 00:03:28,967 --> 00:03:31,000 MR. MOSEBY, HAVE YOU PICKED A NAME 80 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,734 FOR THE EMPLOYEE SECRET SANTA YET? 81 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:34,200 NO, I HAVEN'T. 82 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,400 OOH, BUT I HOPE I GET ME 83 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,600 LIKE I DID LAST YEAR. 84 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:37,133 HA HA, YES. 85 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,500 I GAVE MYSELF THIS LOVELY WRISTWATCH. 86 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,967 I SAID TO MYSELF, "OHH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!" 87 00:03:40,967 --> 00:03:42,000 AND THEN I SAID TO MYSELF, 88 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,367 "COME ON! YOU DESERVE IT!" 89 00:03:43,367 --> 00:03:46,300 AND I HAD TO AGREE WITH MYSELF. 90 00:03:46,734 --> 00:03:51,500 WELL, HERE'S HOPING YOU GET YOU AGAIN. 91 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,700 AH, FIZZLE STICKS! 92 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:58,200 I HAD MY EYE SET ON THIS BEAUTIFUL CASHMERE SWEATER 93 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,133 I WAS GONNA GET MYSELF. 94 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:00,600 I WISH MY FAMILY GAVE ME PRESENTS 95 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:01,667 LIKE YOU GIVE YOURSELF. 96 00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:03,800 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY GAVE ME LAST CHRISTMAS? 97 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,000 A FLASHLIGHT, 98 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,300 AND FOR MY BIRTHDAY, 99 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:07,467 BATTERIES... 100 00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:08,934 FOR MY FLASHLIGHT! 101 00:04:08,934 --> 00:04:11,400 YOU KNOW, IF YOU GET LONDON AS YOUR SECRET SANTA, 102 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:15,867 YOU ARE SURE TO GET AN EXTRAVAGANT GIFT. GOOD LUCK. 103 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:19,734 LUCK'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 104 00:04:22,734 --> 00:04:25,233 LONDON, HAVE YOU PICKED YOUR SECRET SANTA YET? 105 00:04:25,233 --> 00:04:29,734 OOH! NO, I HAVEN'T! MORE SHOPPING. YAY, ME! 106 00:04:29,734 --> 00:04:31,133 OK. 107 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:37,600 WHO'D YOU PICK? 108 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,133 CAN'T SAY. 109 00:04:39,133 --> 00:04:40,100 IT'S A SECRET. 110 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:43,567 OH, BY THE WAY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR BIRTHSTONE IS? 111 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:45,033 A DIAMOND. 112 00:04:45,033 --> 00:04:47,200 OR AN ITALIAN SPORTS CAR. 113 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,367 GOTCHA! 114 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:56,467 AY, YI, YI, YI, YI, YI, YI, YI, YI, YI! 115 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:59,200 OHH! 116 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,300 FEELING CHILLY? 117 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:02,734 THE SNOW IS SO DEEP, 118 00:05:02,734 --> 00:05:05,400 MY HANDS ARE FROZEN TO THE BAGS. 119 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:09,000 PUT THEM UNDER YOUR ARMPITS FOR WARMTH. 120 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,133 OK, BUT IT TICKLES. 121 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:15,734 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 122 00:05:18,567 --> 00:05:19,133 LONDON. 123 00:05:19,133 --> 00:05:21,100 LONDON? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 124 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:22,567 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOING THAT WAY, 125 00:05:22,567 --> 00:05:24,133 SHOPPING FOR YOUR SECRET SANTA. 126 00:05:24,133 --> 00:05:26,200 THE SNOW IS 10 FEET DEEP OUTSIDE. 127 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,967 YES, BUT IT'S ONLY 20 BLOCKS FROM HERE 128 00:05:28,967 --> 00:05:29,900 TO YOUR FAVORITE JEWELRY STORE, 129 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,300 AND YOU COULD ALWAYS SEND SOMEONE. 130 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:32,834 [GASPS] YOU'RE RIGHT! 131 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:34,700 I HAVE THAT POWER! 132 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,734 ESTEBAN! AAH! 133 00:05:38,734 --> 00:05:40,500 I NEED YOU TO RUN AN ERRAND FOR ME. 134 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,033 OH, NO, DO NOT MAKE ME GO OUT 135 00:05:42,033 --> 00:05:43,200 INTO THE WHITE BLANKET OF DEATH, 136 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,033 THE SNOW OF NO RETURN. 137 00:05:44,033 --> 00:05:46,500 OHH! THE BLIZZARD THAT WILL FREEZE YOUR GIZZARD. 138 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:49,600 OH, TOUGHEN UP. IT'S NOT THAT BAD! 139 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,700 BUT I AM NOT DRESSED FOR A BLIZZARD! 140 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:54,300 OH, COME BACK HERE, YOU COWARD! 141 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:55,600 STOP THINKING OF YOURSELF! 142 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,400 LONDON WANTS TO BUY A GIFT FOR SOMEONE DESERVING, 143 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,500 AND I MEAN DESERVING! 144 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,100 Esteban: AY! 145 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:08,100 YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO IMPRESS SOMEONE WITH A GIFT, 146 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,834 TRY MAKING SOMETHING. 147 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:13,100 MY GRANDMOTHER MADE ME THIS EMBROIDERED HANDKERCHIEF. 148 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:14,600 IT'S THE BEST GIFT I'VE EVER GOTTEN. 149 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,734 OOH, THAT LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF WORK 150 00:06:16,734 --> 00:06:19,734 FOR SOMETHING YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE INTO. 151 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,567 YOU KNOW, A LOT OF CELEBRITIES 152 00:06:22,567 --> 00:06:25,300 HAVE TAKEN UP HANDICRAFTS FOR RELAXATION. 153 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:26,233 OOH! ONCE MY CHAUFFER 154 00:06:26,233 --> 00:06:29,033 PARKED IN A HANDICRAFT SPACE BY MISTAKE. 155 00:06:29,033 --> 00:06:32,667 HE GOT IN BIG TROUBLE. 156 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,100 WELL, THINK ABOUT IT. 157 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,100 AAH! AAH! 158 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:39,033 FOR GOD'S SAKE! AAH! AAH! 159 00:06:39,033 --> 00:06:40,500 HI. 160 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:41,834 UH, WE'RE RUNNING LOW ON HEATING OIL 161 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:44,000 AND NONE OF THE DELIVERY TRUCKS CAN GET THROUGH. 162 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,400 WELL, HOW LONG CAN WE HOLD OUT? 163 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,100 WELL, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS... 164 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:49,834 [GENERATORS POWER DOWN] 165 00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:51,934 NOW. 166 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:59,600 ARWIN-- AAH! AAH! HI. 167 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,500 THE TIPTON STILL HAS ITS ORIGINAL FURNACE, RIGHT? 168 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,500 OLD BETSY? SURE. 12 TONS OF CAST IRON. 169 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:05,700 THEN WE DON'T NEED OIL FOR HER. 170 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:06,767 THAT FURNACE'LL BURN ANYTHING! 171 00:07:06,767 --> 00:07:08,600 I KNOW. SHE'S JUST SITTIN' DOWN THERE GOING, 172 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,033 "FEED ME, ARWIN!" 173 00:07:11,033 --> 00:07:12,600 WELL, THEN GET ON IT! 174 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,033 FIRE UP OLD BETSY? YEAH! 175 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,300 OH, AYE, AYE, CAP'N. 176 00:07:19,767 --> 00:07:21,000 WHOO! 177 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,667 KINDLING! HA HA HA! 178 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:26,100 THAT WAS LUCKY. 179 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:28,000 OH, HEY, ESTEBAN, 180 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,400 AND CHANCE OF US GETTIN' A TAXI? 181 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,367 I AM SO SORRY. NOT IN THIS WEATHER. 182 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,233 THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET AROUND 183 00:07:32,233 --> 00:07:33,800 IS WITH A SLEIGH AND 8 TINY REINDEER. 184 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:37,467 ESTEBAN, THE HOTEL LIMO IS SITTING RIGHT OUTSIDE. 185 00:07:37,467 --> 00:07:39,600 SEE IF THE DRIVER CAN MAKE IT TO THE AIRPORT-- 186 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,967 FREE OF CHARGE, OF COURSE. 187 00:07:40,967 --> 00:07:43,800 YOU'D REALLY DO THAT FOR US, MR. MOSEBY? 188 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:44,600 OF COURSE. 189 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,500 I JUST WANT YOU BOYS 190 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,300 TO HAVE THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER, 191 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,100 EVEN IF IT MEANS BEING FAR, FAR, 192 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:52,600 FAR AWAY FROM MY HOTEL. 193 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,033 OK...WISH ME LUCK. 194 00:07:55,033 --> 00:07:57,400 GOOD LUCK. GOOD LUCK. GOOD LUCK. 195 00:07:58,467 --> 00:08:03,467 [WIND HOWLS] 196 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:07,000 I HATE THE SNOW. 197 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,600 IT'S NOT MY FAULT WE'RE SNOWED IN, 198 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,734 AND IF THE HOTEL HAD AN EXTRA ROOM, 199 00:08:11,734 --> 00:08:12,600 I WOULD HAVE RENTED IT. 200 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,200 WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE COMFORTABLE ON THE FLOOR. 201 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:17,734 SURE. IT'LL BE JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE MARRIED. 202 00:08:17,734 --> 00:08:18,467 KURT, IT'S CHRISTMAS. 203 00:08:18,467 --> 00:08:21,133 I DON'T WANT TO SPEND IT BICKERING WITH YOU. 204 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:21,967 SAME HERE. 205 00:08:21,967 --> 00:08:24,667 AND FOR THE BOYS' SAKE, CAN WE TRY TO GET ALONG? 206 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:27,600 WORKS FOR ME. 207 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:35,100 DID YOU SEE THAT? 208 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:37,734 MOM AND DAD STILL LIKE EACH OTHER. 209 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:38,734 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 210 00:08:38,734 --> 00:08:40,000 IT WAS JUST A FRIENDLY HUG. 211 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,500 YEAH, BUT I'VE SEEN THIS IN MOVIES. 212 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:45,967 FRIENDLY HUGS TURN INTO VERY FRIENDLY HUGS, 213 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:48,233 WHICH TURN INTO PASSIONATE HUGS. 214 00:08:48,233 --> 00:08:51,667 CODY, TAKE IT FROM YOUR OLDER AND WISER BROTHER. 215 00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:54,600 THIS WHOLE MOM AND DAD GETTING BACK TOGETHER THING, 216 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,700 IT WOULD TAKE A MIRACLE. 217 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:58,467 WELL, IT IS CHRISTMAS, 218 00:08:58,467 --> 00:09:01,000 AND CHRISTMAS WAS MEANT FOR MIRACLES. 219 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,367 DO YOU REMEMBER THAT CHRISTMAS 220 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:04,834 WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY SPENT MORE MONEY ON YOUR GIFT 221 00:09:04,834 --> 00:09:05,867 THAN YOU DID ON MINE? 222 00:09:05,867 --> 00:09:09,000 THAT WAS AS CLOSE TO A MIRACLE 223 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,100 AS YOU'RE EVER GOING TO GET. 224 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:15,100 WELL, THIS IS ONE MIRACLE THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, 225 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:18,834 EVEN IF I HAVE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN MYSELF. 226 00:09:24,233 --> 00:09:26,600 BLANKET, BLANKET. 227 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,800 AH-CHOO! BLESS YOU. TISSUE. 228 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,867 OHH... EASY, MARY. WATCH YOUR STEP. 229 00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:34,934 WE WERE ON OUR WAY HOME, BUT THE BUSSES STOPPED RUNNING. 230 00:09:34,934 --> 00:09:36,100 WE NEED A ROOM. 231 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:36,867 OH, I'M SORRY. 232 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:39,000 WE DON'T HAVE ANY ROOMS AVAILABLE, 233 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:39,900 BUT YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME 234 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:42,500 TO STAY IN THE LOBBY FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED. 235 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,300 OHH! AAH! AAH! AAH! 236 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:47,834 ARWIN! HI. 237 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,000 WHAT IS GOING ON? 238 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,600 I CAN FEEL THE TEMPERATURE DROPPING AGAIN. 239 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,867 RAN OUT OF STUFF TO BURN, CHIEF. 240 00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:55,467 NEWSPAPERS OR MAGAZINES, PAPER PLATES? 241 00:09:55,467 --> 00:09:57,667 WHOOSH! 242 00:09:57,667 --> 00:09:59,000 DON'T WE HAVE A STOREROOM 243 00:09:59,000 --> 00:09:59,767 FULL OF OLD FURNITURE? 244 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,100 SURE, IT'S PACKED IN THERE. IT... 245 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:04,200 YOU MEAN... YOU MEAN... 246 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,700 RIP IT UP WITH A CHAINSAW 247 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:07,200 AND THROW IT IN THE FIRE?! 248 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,400 YES. OHH! 249 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,100 YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL MAN! 250 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:14,300 THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER! 251 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,900 ♪ JOY TO THE WORLD ♪ 252 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:20,467 ♪ LET'S BURN SOME CHAIRS... ♪ 253 00:10:22,467 --> 00:10:27,300 [JOY TO THE WORLD PLAYS] 254 00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,700 ...THEN YOU HOLD THE NOTE FOR 8 BARS. 255 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,500 WHAT DO YOU DO WHILE YOU'RE HOLDING THE NOTE? 256 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:41,834 SMILE AT THE CROWD AND LOOK COOL. YEAH... 257 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:43,600 IS THIS HOW YOU GET BABES? 258 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,000 THAT'S HOW HE GOT ME. 259 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,000 TELL US MORE ABOUT THAT MAGIC MOMENT, 260 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,500 WHERE YOUR EYES FIRST MET. 261 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:52,233 WELL, MY EYES WERE TRYING TO MEET THE DRUMMER'S, 262 00:10:52,233 --> 00:10:54,400 BUT YOUR FATHER KEPT GETTIN' IN THE WAY. 263 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,033 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 264 00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:59,000 COME IN. 265 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:04,200 OH! A PICTURE OF FAMILIAL BLISS 266 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,000 ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 267 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,600 OH! OH... 268 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,500 WELL, IF ONLY OUR GUESTS COULD SAVOR A MOMENT 269 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:14,800 SO WARM, SAY, WITH SONG. 270 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,934 YOUR REPLACEMENT CALLED AND SAID 271 00:11:15,934 --> 00:11:19,767 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR HER TO GET HERE THROUGH THIS BLIZZARD. 272 00:11:19,767 --> 00:11:21,033 I'M IN MEXICO. 273 00:11:21,033 --> 00:11:22,200 HASTA LA BYE-BYE. 274 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,767 OH, COME ON, MOM, DO IT, 275 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,900 AND DAD COULD PLAY BACKUP FOR YOU 276 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:31,400 JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. HUH? HUH? 277 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,767 HUH? 278 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:34,834 I'D BE UP FOR IT-- 279 00:11:34,834 --> 00:11:37,600 UH, IF YOUR MOM'S DONE TANNING. 280 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,100 OHH, OK, 281 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:39,900 BUT I'VE GOTTA BE BACK IN TIME FOR MY SCUBA LESSON. 282 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,600 SOMEBODY GO PUT SOME GOLDFISH IN THE BATHTUB. 283 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,500 NOW, THERE'S THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT! 284 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:46,400 ♪ OUT OF MY WAY ♪ 285 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:49,200 ♪ 'TIS THE SEASON... ♪ 286 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,100 BETTER GO CHANGE. 287 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:54,700 YEAH, AND I BETTER GO LEARN SOME OF YOUR LAME SONGS. 288 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:57,000 SAME SONGS. 289 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:01,600 THIS IS GREAT. 290 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,367 THINK THEY'LL ASK US TO BE BEST MEN 291 00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:04,667 AT THEIR SECOND WEDDING? 292 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:05,600 WOULD YOU STOP? 293 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,300 DAD'S GOING TO PLAY THE PIANO, 294 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,600 MOM'S GOING TO SING. THAT'S IT. 295 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,500 BUT I'VE SEEN THIS ON TV. 296 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,600 A COUPLE GETS TOGETHER AT CHRISTMAS. 297 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,300 HE PLAYS THE PIANO, SHE SINGS, 298 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:20,133 AND THEY REKINDLE THEIR FLAME OF LOVE. 299 00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:24,467 YOU WATCH WAY TOO MUCH TV. 300 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,867 MERRY CHRISTMAS, MADDIE. 301 00:12:27,867 --> 00:12:29,834 I'M YOUR SECRET SANTA. 302 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:33,000 OH, WHAT A SURPRISE! 303 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,600 A BLANKET? 304 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,133 NO, SILLY. IT'S A SWEATER. 305 00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:48,200 WITH 3 ARMS AND NO NECK HOLE? 306 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,200 I FORGOT TO PUT ONE IN, 307 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,300 BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 308 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:54,200 IT'LL KEEP YOUR FACE WARM. 309 00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:56,600 BUT I WANTED A CAR. 310 00:12:56,600 --> 00:13:00,567 TO KEEP... ALL OF ME WARM. 311 00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:02,200 I MADE IT WITH MY OWN 2 HANDS. 312 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,467 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE IT WITH YOUR OWN 2 FEET. 313 00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:06,800 [GASPS] I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY 314 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,000 THAT I PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO IT. 315 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,100 YOU'RE ALWAYS ACCUSING ME OF BEING SUPERFICIAL. 316 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:14,867 AND YOU HAD TO PICK CHRISTMAS TO BECOME DEEP? 317 00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:16,500 AT LEAST I GOT YOU SOMETHING. 318 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,567 OH, BUT-- 319 00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:18,767 LA LA LA LA! 320 00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:23,000 ♪ 'ROUND YON VIRGIN ♪ 321 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,800 ♪ MOTHER AND CHILD ♪ 322 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,767 ♪ HOLY INFANT ♪ 323 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,967 ♪ SO TENDER AND MILD ♪ 324 00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:41,834 ♪ SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE ♪ 325 00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:49,600 ♪ SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE ♪ 326 00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:54,233 KURT AND I WANNA THANK YOU ALL 327 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,100 FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT. 328 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,300 NOT THAT YOU HAD MUCH OF A CHOICE. 329 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,033 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 330 00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:00,100 "KURT AND I." 331 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,567 WE ALSO WANNA WISH YOU A CHRISTMAS 332 00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:05,200 THAT'S FILLED WITH PEACE, JOY, AND LOVE. 333 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,000 NOW SHE'S TALKING ABOUT LOVE! 334 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,867 YOU'RE PATHETIC. 335 00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:10,600 I'M TELLING YA, MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA 336 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,233 GET BACK TOGETHER TONIGHT. 337 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:13,200 YEAH, SURE. 338 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:17,300 UNLESS HE GETS A DATE WITH THAT GIRL. 339 00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:24,133 SHE REMINDS ME OF YOUR AUNT GLADYS. 340 00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:26,233 DAD, LOOKING AT GIRLS IS NOT GOING TO HELP YOU 341 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,000 GET BACK TOGETHER WITH MOM. 342 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,000 WHOA, WHERE'D YOU GET AN IDEA LIKE THAT? 343 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:35,000 WHEN YOU GUYS WERE HUGGING AND SINGING AND LAUGHING. 344 00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:41,400 YEAH, UM... 345 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,834 THAT JUST MEANS WE'RE GETTING ALONG, 346 00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:46,734 NOT GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 347 00:14:46,734 --> 00:14:49,133 BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS, 348 00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:51,600 AND I WANTED US TO BE A FAMILY. 349 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,400 I'M SORRY, BUDDY. 350 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,967 AH, FORGET IT. 351 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,700 ABOUT THAT BLONDE, 352 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:05,567 GOOD CHOICE. BAD TIMING. 353 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,600 I'M SURE YOU'LL BE MORE COMFORTABLE 354 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,400 AND HAVE MORE PRIVACY IN OUR COURTESY LOUNGE. 355 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:11,934 THANK YOU. 356 00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:15,600 ♪ SAW THE ARMS AND FLOORS AND DESKTOPS ♪ 357 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,567 ♪ FA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ 358 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:19,133 ARWIN! 359 00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:21,934 WHAT?! NOT THE FRONT DESK! 360 00:15:21,934 --> 00:15:25,000 IT'S SO BIG AND WOODEN! 361 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,300 NO! 362 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,600 OH, THE BAGS. 363 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,500 HURRY BACK. 364 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:31,400 CODY. 365 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,000 LEAVE ME ALONE. 366 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,900 LOOK... 367 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,100 OH, DARN. 368 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,834 AY! AY-AY-AY! 369 00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,667 I DON'T FEEL SO WELL! 370 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,300 YOU PROBABLY ATE TOO MUCH. 371 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:44,767 SHE'S PREGNANT, DOOFUS. 372 00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:48,100 MAYBE THE BABY ATE TOO MUCH. 373 00:15:49,734 --> 00:15:50,400 [ALARM RINGS] 374 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,133 UH-OH, I THINK THE ELEVATOR'S STUCK. 375 00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:55,600 UH-OH! I THINK MY WATER BROKE! 376 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,400 I'M SURE ARWIN CAN FIX IT. 377 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,467 NO, SHE MEANS THE BABY IS COMING. 378 00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:01,233 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS STUFF? 379 00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:02,100 BECAUSE, UNLIKE YOU, 380 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,200 I STAYED AWAKE IN HEALTH CLASS. 381 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,233 OK, WE'RE GONNA NEED BOILING WATER, 382 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,934 TOWELS, TWINE, AND SCISSORS. 383 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,500 LET ME CHECK THE ELEVATOR GIFT SHOP. 384 00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:14,300 OH, LOOK, THERE ISN'T ONE! 385 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,467 AAH! 386 00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:18,200 OK, THEN I KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO. 387 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,567 WHAT? THIS. 388 00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:22,500 HELP! HELP! 389 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,834 SO THAT'S WHAT I MISSED IN HEALTH CLASS? 390 00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,467 Both: HELP! 391 00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:29,734 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GIVE CODY THE IDEA 392 00:16:29,734 --> 00:16:30,867 WE WERE GETTING BACK TOGETHER? 393 00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:33,500 THE HUGGING, THE SINGING, THE LAUGHING. 394 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,500 YOU KNOW, IF YOU HADN'T COME UP 395 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,867 WITH THAT DUMB IDEA ABOUT US NOT BICKERING, 396 00:16:36,867 --> 00:16:39,300 OUR BOY WOULD BE HAPPY NOW. 397 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:43,233 [BOYS SHOUTING AND POUNDING ON THE DOOR] 398 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,667 DO YOU HEAR LITTLE VOICES AND THUMPING FROM ABOVE? 399 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:51,600 IT'S SANTA! IT'S SANTA! 400 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:55,400 QUICK! EVERYBODY PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE SLEEPING! 401 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,900 IT SOUNDS LIKE ZACK AND CODY. 402 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,734 OH, I KNOW, I WAS JUST, UH, 403 00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:05,867 PRETENDING, YOU KNOW, FOR THE KIDS. 404 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,400 THE ELEVATOR'S STUCK! 405 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,300 THE BLIZZARD PROBABLY FROZE THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS. 406 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,400 I'LL FIX 'EM. 407 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,033 OOH, I WANNA HELP. 408 00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:13,367 THANK YOU. IT'S OUTSIDE ON THE ROOF. 409 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:15,233 GOOD LUCK. 410 00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:17,900 HOW'S MARY DOING? 411 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,500 CAN SHE HOLD ON? 412 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,400 Cody: I'LL ASK HER! 413 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,400 Mary: AAH! 414 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:26,600 THAT WOULD BE A "NO." 415 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:29,000 OK, JUST BREATHE. 416 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,300 IN AND OUT. IN AND OUT. 417 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,000 HOW'S THIS? 418 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,800 NOT YOU! HER! 419 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,100 OK, SHORT BREATHS. LIKE THIS. 420 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:42,133 [TAKES SHORT BREATHS] 421 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,567 OH! 422 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,700 OH, PLEASE, 423 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,400 ONE OF YOU ON THE FLOOR'S ENOUGH. 424 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,867 WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? 425 00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:53,500 CATCH THE BABY WHEN IT COMES OUT. 426 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,400 SO NOT HAPPENING. 427 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,500 WHO IS IN THE ELEVATOR HELPING MY WIFE GIVE BIRTH? 428 00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,867 2 12-YEAR-OLD BOYS. 429 00:17:59,867 --> 00:18:01,300 BUT THEY'RE VERY BRIGHT FOR THEIR AGE. 430 00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:04,667 AND ONE OF THEM WATCHES A LOT OF MEDICAL SHOWS. 431 00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:06,700 EXCELLENT! ARWIN FIXED IT. 432 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:10,934 MAN, I'M NEVER HAVING KIDS. 433 00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:12,400 WHAT SHOULD WE DO? CALL AN AMBULANCE. 434 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,767 OH, BUT THE ROADS ARE STILL BLOCKED. 435 00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:15,734 WELL, CAREY, YOU MUST KNOW WHAT TO DO. 436 00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:17,100 YOU'VE HAD A BABY. 437 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:17,800 2. EVEN BETTER. 438 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,467 I'M SORRY, BUT I WAS A LITTLE TOO BUSY SCREAMING 439 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,300 TO TAKE NOTES. 440 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,867 ALL RIGHT, ALL FIXED. EVERYONE'S HAPPY. 441 00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,500 Mary: AAH! 442 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,800 OK, NOT QUITE EVERYONE. 443 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:28,300 LET'S GO. 444 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,200 OK, I'M GONNA NEED TOWELS AND 2 VOLUNTEERS. 445 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:34,033 KURT, CAREY, THANKS FOR VOLUNTEERING. 446 00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:36,500 ISN'T THIS WEIRD? 447 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:40,300 MARY AND JOSEPH TRAVELING TOGETHER... 448 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,400 ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 449 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,200 BUT THERE WAS NO ROOM FOR THEM AT THE INN. 450 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,100 AND A CHILD IS BORN. 451 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:51,900 WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 452 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:55,900 I DON'T GET IT. 453 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,100 Kurt: PUSH AGAIN. 454 00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,033 THAT'S IT, PUSH. 455 00:18:59,033 --> 00:19:01,000 EASY, THAT'S MY GUITAR HAND. 456 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,767 DOES SOMEBODY HAVE SOME SORT OF BLANKET? 457 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,500 HERE. 458 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,700 [BABY CRYING] 459 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:14,200 [BAND PLAYS GLORY TO THE NEWBORN KING] 460 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,100 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 461 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:20,200 MAY I INTRODUCE TO YOU OUR NEWEST LITTLE GUEST. 462 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:24,000 I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING THIS BEAUTIFUL 463 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,100 SINCE ZACK AND CODY WERE BORN. 464 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:29,567 IT WAS THE BEST PART OF OUR MARRIAGE, WASN'T IT? 465 00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:31,867 IT MADE IT ALL WORTHWHILE. 466 00:19:31,867 --> 00:19:32,400 DON'T HUG. 467 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,200 CODY'LL THINK YOU'RE GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 468 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,500 NO, I WON'T. 469 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,834 CODY, HONEY? 470 00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:41,500 HONEY. 471 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:44,300 I KNOW YOU WERE HOPING YOUR DAD AND I 472 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,300 WOULD GET BACK TOGETHER, 473 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:48,400 BUT EVEN IF WE'RE NOT GETTING REMARRIED, 474 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,834 WE'RE... 475 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,400 STILL A FAMILY. 476 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,734 NOT LIKE THEM. 477 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,400 YES, LIKE THEM. 478 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,500 THAT BABY HAS 2 PARENTS THAT LOVE HER, 479 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,400 JUST LIKE YOU GUYS. 480 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,567 I GUESS. 481 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:05,133 I KNOW. 482 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,367 [SOBS] 483 00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:22,734 I THINK THIS BELONGS TO YOU. 484 00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:24,500 EVERY TIME I THROW IT AWAY, 485 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,500 IT KEEPS COMING BACK. 486 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:30,100 I GUESS THE THIRD ARM ACTS LIKE A BOOMERANG. 487 00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:34,500 HEY, LONDON, WHAT IS THIS STITCH UNDER THE THIRD ARM? 488 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,100 IT'S YOUR NAME. 489 00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:40,000 M-A-T-E-E. MADDIE. 490 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:40,467 OH. 491 00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:44,567 TO THINK I'VE BEEN SPELLING IT WRONG ALL THESE YEARS. 492 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,300 BOY, THIS MUST'VE TAKEN A LOT OF WORK. 493 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:49,867 SURE DID, NOT THAT YOU CARE. 494 00:20:49,867 --> 00:20:51,500 WELL, I SHOULD HAVE. 495 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,567 AND I'M SORRY I DIDN'T APPRECIATE IT EARLIER. 496 00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:56,700 SO YOU REALLY LIKE IT? 497 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:57,834 YES. 498 00:20:57,834 --> 00:21:00,400 AS MUCH AS A CAR OR DIAMOND? 499 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,000 DON'T PUSH IT. 500 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,934 [SIGHS] 501 00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:06,600 [SIGHS] 502 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:13,233 FRIENDS, GUESTS, I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY-- 503 00:21:13,233 --> 00:21:16,600 [MAKES SIREN NOISE] 504 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,367 [SIREN NOISE QUIETS DOWN] 505 00:21:20,567 --> 00:21:24,000 IT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN THE HOLIDAY WE EXPECTED, 506 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,500 BUT WE'RE ALL HERE HELPING EACH OTHER, 507 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,967 AND CELEBRATING THE MIRACLE OF LIFE. 508 00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:33,300 I CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER PLACE TO BE ON CHRISTMAS 509 00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:35,300 THAN THE TIPTON HOTEL. 510 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,300 MR. MOSEBY. OH, MR. MOSEBY. 511 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:40,400 THE ROAD'S OPEN, AND SO IS THE AIRPORT. 512 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,900 SLOW DOWN! 513 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,900 WHOA! 514 00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,100 QUICK, MR. MOSEBY! GET IN THE AMBULANCE! 515 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:55,867 THERE'S TINY LITTLE PARAMEDICS WHO'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU! 516 00:21:56,200 --> 00:22:00,500 CLEAR! PFFT! PFFT!